Did you call MCDONALD'S 800# to complain,,, about a dirty littered Franchise location? That was, she said, an "independent contractor", Not McD's that answered.

And guess who answers?
No, not the McD Corporation.
But the perp,  the Manager and maybe Owner of the substandard Franchise!!
Do you feel like an unpaid Cop?

"Hi,  I want to complain about a messy littered MCDONALD'S  location!"

Really,  I'm the Manager.  For Years I've  gotten away with substandard cleanliness and saved all kinds of money in windex, paper towels,  mops, buckets,  brooms,  water,  trash bags, litter sticks and sooo many hours pay to employees that told you they "don't care about sticky tables, overflowing trashcans and littered parking lots."
So don't call McD,  just call me, the guilty Manager, OK?

And then you say, "Really?"

What!

Oh,  and a bag is 10 CENTS, whether you order one,  or Not!