Let's ridicule silly city laws: In SSF/South San Francisco of San Mateo County (not that 'other' sf) it is the law to have speed bumps in gas stations.

Ha!
(Sorry, a pathetic poor and probably incompetent city with a next county copy name.
Yep, it allowed Leonadakis family owned bus company SFOAirporter to dump raw sewage for months into the parking lot storm drain to sfbay. No more L. "memorials"/honors, please!!
Sooo incompetent.)