Do you realize how much heat an incandescent, old-fashioned light bulb puts out,,, in the back of your refrigerator every time you open the door, with the light on in the room you are in?? (Un)screw it. (Yep, the USA refrig. industry is still selling that old light bulb crap, not an l.e.d.)
Don't like to clean the white soap scum and hard mineral build up in your shower, lazy guy? No problem, use a spray of Simple Green on all your aluminum sliding door rails, chrome soap recesses, faucets, and especially showerhead after every shower. Worst case, you may have to use a kitchen nylon-sided sponge one a season on the tough spots while you are showering. Much much easier than taking up your valuable Saturdays or day off, or live like a bum-slob !!
Your girlfriend may 'trust' you and be so dumber, but for cheap cheap more reliable insurance, you best get use to the comfort of female condoms vs the feeling of a tourniquet,,, or Not!! when one of those slippery 'male' condoms rolls off !! You are not ready for a shit-load of 'housework', are you ?? The woman that will breast feed, cook well, dress attractively, do ALL the housework,stay fit and in shape, and work a job 40hrs/wk, vacuum, go grocery shopping daily, oh and change the diapers ,,, all by herself,,, are pretty much gone, Guys.
